Rev. Pat Robertson sparked controversy in today’s broadcast of his700 Club program when he claimed that God created the blizzard currently battering the Northeast “to punish Americans who were planning to drive to do something gay.”
7:15pmlady gaga is on top of your christmas tree that is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen
7:17pmhahahaha that was my halloween costume from last year.
i went home for halloween last year because thanksgiving tickets were too expensive, so my mom bought me that costume.
for some reason little kids were crying so much as a result of it:
1) the kids that would come to the door (ages 2-4) would be immensely confused when i would open it up and say “merry christmas!” Like they got the holiday wrong, and start hysterical crying.
2) i backed up while talking to someone and stepped on a toddler. apparently the three children at the party were following me for much of the night, trying to unwrap my feet and i was too drunk to realize